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Monday, August 29, 2011

damn mudducks





















Spend some time in enemy territory recently.  Even though my birthday is in BRIGHT RED font the locals had a hard time finding it.  My joke about it saying “SUPER BOWL CHAMPS” across the top when it really says WISCONSIN had to be repeated a few times since the help didn’t get it at first or they can’t fathom winning the SUPER BOWL.  Have fun losing to the Yankees in the first round of the playoffs you MUDDUCKS.

NEW GIRL IN TOWN

I think we all know what we want to do with The Farmers Daughter. Refreshing and spicy, she’s something you like having around. Tonight she arrived. This town where that evil seven foot tall lumberjack with glowing red eyes, black velvet cape, and golden axe haunts. Paul isn’t around anymore to keep us safe like the old days. Off to the third floor of 236 West River Street to hide out for a while, maybe a day or two. I hear there is some new talent in this God Forsaken Town.