Here ye, here ye. A CALL to All BADGERS:
Our Nation is amidst WAR. A major economic power with a headquarters several thousand miles away continues to discourage our Industries and Culture, in their “Endless War with the Belgians.” This is their new battle ground.
The Wisconsin Beer Purity Law of 2011 will not help Wisconsin. It will make Belgian Beer harder to get and limit Local Crafters from Selling their Wares in a free market. This is the foundation of our Economy and we will enter a “New Era of Disparity” if we do not act.
Come to The Firehouse dressed as those Purple People Eaters on Thursday July, 7th. We will manufacture an excuse to declare war on the Mudduck Nation and draw up plans to invade their capital at Brooklyn Center. These events should trigger a worldwide conflict which we are prepared for.
The Belgians are our Allies and they will help us when the time is right.
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