A savage band of Norse Warriors pillaged, sacked, and razed The Firehouse, Eau Claire, Wisconsin, during Happy Hour on July 7th, 2011. These godless people were full of envy and attacked without notice the simple and hard working people of Wisconsin five months to the day after they won “Odin’s Game.” The Good People of Wisconsin have won “Odin’s Game” four times. The “Savages from East” have never won “Odin’s Game.” This is the motive from the attack.
The Saga of the event reads like this: 4 days journey from homeland…. lefse rations running low…water no longer chemical dump once reached Prescott….Lake Monster spotted….Beautiful River near Maiden Rock, could build a city there and everyone would be happy with that river’s magical water…..Eau Claire reached….Battle Success…Great Axe and Slab of Bacon not found
Their chieftain Tavaris, who replaced an aging mercenary, felt he needed to make an additional statement by urinating on a very nice rug at The Firehouse. That rug really tied the room together. This aggression will not stand.
We must attack their stronghold in Brooklyn Center.
The Firehouse is now accepting anonymous cash donations to raise 5,000 to fund a highly organized and public attack of this center of Mudduck culture.
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