Episode H: YES! The End is near

Episode G: whatsgoingon?

Book Report: BEER for PETE'S SAKE

Title: BEER for PETE’S SAKE The wicked adventures of a brewing maverick

Author: Pete Slosberg

Date Published: 1998 (1st edition)

ISBN: 0-937381-63-2 1998

Pete Slosberg, America’s maverick beer ambassador, has quite the story.  His three passions are beer, barbeque, and cigars.  He found out basically everything there is to know about those things and is passing the information on to his readers.

Basically a straight biography with some interesting side bars thrown in here and there, this book reads easy and moves fast.  Why beer? Wine takes too long.  How did you know you were a success? Finding a bottle cap of my when I was camping.  Stuff like that.

It is hardcover, cuz Pete is a classy guy and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Siris Books published it.  NERD ALERT! Siris is the daughter of Ninkasi.  They are out of Boulder, so next time you’re at Sunshine Daydream be sure to ask about them.

Moving Forward

Heathens of the East, I ask: Given your current lack of hard currency is your nation really prepared for “An Endless War with the Belgians?” 

Your actions of July 7^th, 2011 at The Firehouse are considered an Act of War.  We are mustering a militia to invade your capital at Brooklyn Center.

 Our Terms of Surrender are simple: a bunch of Prince/Pavement/Dylan Bootlegs, the “real” story of the Kenningstone Rune stone, dismantling of that small ball of twine, old school Wellstone stuff(unless that has already been destroyed), and never to mention the 1924, 1987, and 1991 baseball seasons.

Bucky Awakes

Here ye, here ye.  A CALL to All BADGERS:

Our Nation is amidst WAR.  A major economic power with a headquarters several thousand miles away continues to discourage our Industries and Culture, in their “Endless War with the Belgians.”  This is their new battle ground.

The Wisconsin Beer Purity Law of 2011 will not help Wisconsin.  It will make Belgian Beer harder to get and limit Local Crafters from Selling their Wares in a free market.  This is the foundation of our Economy and we will enter a “New Era of Disparity” if we do not act.

Come to The Firehouse dressed as those Purple People Eaters on Thursday July, 7th.  We will manufacture an excuse to declare war on the Mudduck Nation and draw up plans to invade their capital at Brooklyn Center.  These events should trigger a worldwide conflict which we are prepared for.

The Belgians are our Allies and they will help us when the time is right. 

Economy Undermined Yet Again

Russ Feingold, Herb Kohl, and their people are at it…AGAIN!!!  This time these crackpots are attacking honest, hardworking employees by dumping out the beer they work so hard to produce.  These Kikes are un-American and they want your job just to add more money to their overflowing coffers.

Mainstream media is not covering this like they should. NO SURPISE!!! They also control the media.  You only get to know what Heebs want you to know.  It will never change. 

Actions like this, is why we have no money.  We need to step up enforcement and punishment of our laws to maintain order in our nation.  We all know what “The Final Solution” to “Our Little Problem” will be.

The only value is in their teeth.  STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT.

Mudducks pillage Eau Claire

A savage band of Norse Warriors pillaged, sacked, and razed The Firehouse, Eau Claire, Wisconsin, during Happy Hour on July 7^th, 2011.  These godless people were full of envy and attacked without notice the simple and hard working people of Wisconsin five months to the day after they won “Odin’s Game.”  The Good People of Wisconsin have won “Odin’s Game” four times.  The “Savages from East” have never won “Odin’s Game.”  This is the motive from the attack.

The Saga of the event reads like this:  4 days journey from homeland…. lefse rations running low…water no longer chemical dump once reached Prescott….Lake Monster spotted….Beautiful River near Maiden Rock, could build a city there and everyone would be happy with that river’s magical water…..Eau Claire reached….Battle Success…Great Axe and Slab of Bacon not found

Their chieftain Tavaris, who replaced an aging mercenary, felt he needed to make an additional statement by urinating on a very nice rug at The Firehouse.  That rug really tied the room together.  This aggression will not stand.

We must attack their stronghold in Brooklyn Center. 

The Firehouse is now accepting anonymous cash donations to raise 5,000 to fund a highly organized and public attack of this center of Mudduck culture.